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A drunk party game usually held by pretentious management and their toadies at certain seafood resteraunts in Florida: a mutual masterbation occasion, oftimes capped off (anchored) by a dyke.
That Pat the Dyke is good at startin' off the circle jerk.
by Jhitny Jr. April 07, 2004
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A circle jerk is when a male or female pours blood in a circle around her/his gentitials and masturbates.
Steve: John is busy "circle-jerking" with a few of his stupid friends, wanna go have a real Circle Jerk?
by JamesSmithIsHere January 31, 2015
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there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)
i dont know wut to write for an example...lol
by xX LiZZiE Xx August 25, 2004
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circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.
i own golden shower of hits by the CIRCLE JERKS.
by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005
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To do the popular dance The Jerk, in a subway with a group of atleast 3 people, while chanting "Circle jerk! Circle jerk!" enthusiastically.
It is an extremely cool way to seem sophisticated in the subway situation.
1. Stef and Ali yelled at the passangers to circle jerk with them!
2. You can't circle jerk alone.
3."You're a jerk"
-"I know"

"So let's circle jerk!"
-"Okay!"
by DoubletroubleA March 01, 2010
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We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!
Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change
by Cajun December 04, 2005
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a group of boys who are all conceited fuckboys with huge egos but nothing to back it up with and who probably jack each other off in their spare time
*sees Kam, Stephen, Anthony, Evan, and Hunter*
“Damn here comes the circle jerk."
by hippiemoe May 08, 2017
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