1) Group masturbation, usually males, sitting or standing in a circle jerking themselves or each other off.

2) A fraternity initiation ritual or hazing whereby the lights are turned off. The plege or pledges are told it's a circle jerk. The actives pound their fists together in the darkness simulating the sound of jerking off. The lights are then turned on suddenly and the pledge or pledges are the only ones in the circle with their dicks out.

3) A useless discussion or meeting involving mental masturbation whereby the egotistical, boring participants try to demonstrate they're the smartest persons in the room.
The pledges learned humility from the initiation circle jerk.
by Pool May 24, 2006
a 'game' popular with Frat Boys where a group of them stand in a circle & masterbate in a contest until the last one to ejaculate loses. Similar to a Wet Toast Party but without the bread
Are Circle Jerks gay? No, not if you're a Frat boy and practice Date Rape
by Ba‘al Zebûb August 05, 2005
a lot of work without accomplishing anything
Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?
by Keyzer Korleone August 07, 2009
A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 25, 2006
Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.
I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.
by Aaron September 29, 2004
1. When a group of people usually dudes get into a circle and jerk each other off

2. a individual who does not fit into the "punk" category but who rejects many ideals which the "punk" lifestyle rejects such as conforming to peers

3. One of the greatest hardcore bands to come out of the 80s, the lead singer being a former member of Black Flag
you guys wanna get together for a circle jerk tonight?

hes not a punk, just a stupid circle jerk

i got fucked up at a circle jerks show last night
by sector 9 June 20, 2005
when guys hang around and jerk off in front of each other. when they are ready to cum, they shoot their load on a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.
all our cocks were hard so we all got in a circle jerk.
by Anonymous October 22, 2003
A fun Game
Let's go back to the Station House.Circle Jerk...Glaze some donuts
by Gothic Bob May 10, 2003

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