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How they had fun back in the innocent fifties.
John: You goin' cow-tippin' tonight?
Joe: No, we done did that last night. Come on over for a circle jerk at 7:00. We have a picture of Suzy in a yellow polka-dot bikini.
John: I hope we don't get no spots on her.
by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003
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A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
by Matt Bellerive June 28, 2006
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Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
by Jack August 16, 2004
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When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.
Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.
by A Man Plan Panama February 09, 2010
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An act where several individuals (usually male) masturbate in a circle (hence, circle jerk). This group activity was first practiced and invented in Australia.
"Kam, Jim, and Ted went to the bathroom for a quick circlejerk"
by Kam August 16, 2004
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The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
by w5 February 23, 2005
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the particpipants of a circle jerk

also a great punk band
those guys are a bunch of circle jerks. lets get out of here before they start wacking each other off.
by master finger blaster October 09, 2004
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