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Benni Cinkle

From the viral youtube hit "Friday," Benni is the girl in pink who dances next to Rebecca Black on the highway.

She is really hot, funny, nice, and is really sweet. You can tell she is very caring and kind from her youtube videos and how she did many daring things to help raise money for great causes.

She is a classic dancer with her "awkward dancing," but the producers of the video made her act awkward.

She is everyone's love and inspiration. and 31234x more great then Rebecca, sorry RB!

WE LOVE YOU BENNI

p.s. her last name is not pronounced like "Kinkle" it is pronounced like "Sinkle"

TEAM BENNI
Did you see that girl in the pink dancing?

-Yes she is the greatest and so nice/pretty!

Yes, Benni Cinkle is fuuuckiinnngg amazing.
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WoW Cankles 

Cankles, but where the specific cause of their development is due to weight gain from playing World of Warcraft upwards of 14 hours per day.
Look at that 300 pound guy wearing the Yoda shirt. He has some serious WoW cankles.
WoW Cankles by Nougatz July 21, 2011

crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
Cankles by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
Word of the Day on July 26, 2009
A Canklet is a ankle bracelet design by a heffer for a heffer. A decoration for a fat girls ankle.
Hey did you happen to see that blinged out Canklet wrapped around that tree trunk she calls a leg?
Canklet by Bobby Baboon May 27, 2018

canklesaurus

NOUN: (cank-el-SORE-us)

A woman with enormous cankles - afflicted with cankleitis. Those with canklephobia should steer clear...
"Dude. Don't look now - beastly canklesaurus at three-o-clock. Heading this way. Whew...detoured at the end of the bar. Crisis averted."
canklesaurus by ZooBG May 14, 2010