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A phone company that nobody seems to know whether it's really good or really bad because everyone is on crack. Guy 1: Cingular sucks! It's screwing up my life!
Guy 2: I love Cingular! I masturbate to it every day! |
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When the spongey tissue in your penis becomes engorged with blood and erect in the act of "raising the bar." Guy 1: "Yo dude, that chick is sooo hot she's giving me a boner."
Guy 2: "Forget your boner man, she's giving me a cingular!" |
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The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.
Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States. "Cingular's logo is called Jack."
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Lowest dropped calls my fucking ass. Me: "Hey, Jeff?"
Jeff: Hey, what's u-" Me: "WTF! i've been raped by cingular again!" |
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A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!
A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over. Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!
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1 - A mobile phone operator in the United States of America. Currently for voice operates GSM 850 and 1900 service, with a larger 850 footprint. Cingular also offers D-AMPS TDMA and AMPS analogue capability, although thse networks will be turned off in 2008. 3g UMTS, for example is the next evolution of their network - relying on W-CDMA in conjunction with the GSM associations specifications on the UMTS standard.
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The company aquired AT&T Wirelss in 2004, thus posessing a substantially larger tower-base than they had previously. Cingiuar Wireless has roaming aggreements with T-Mobile, but only for T-Mobile customers to access the Cingular network. Currently, Cingular wireless seem to be a "love it or hate it" mobile operator: Many blindly love it, many blindly hate it because they aren't willing to spend more than five minutes to solve a problem, or are in an area with poor coverage to begin with. And wonder why their mobiles do not work well. Like its competitors, Cingular is consistently slandered by users who expect a mobile phone to be 100% crystal-clear at all times, with no dropped calls, no digital garble, and the realiability ... |
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Cingular the number one cell provider in the USA in terms of covrage and amount of people. Since they bought out AT&T they are number one with the best phones out there and best quailty service GSM. Man 1: DAMN THIS!
man 2: WTF is wrong? Man 1: i need to place a call and i have SPRINT PCS man 2: use my cell its CINGULAR..it works almost everyware even in most casinos! |
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