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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
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Chillsitax 

The act of chilling, sitting and relaxing.
"Dude, there are other fish in the sea, chillsitax!"
"Chillsitax bro it's just a game."
Chillsitax by Imbatman! April 5, 2014

Cillizzaed 

What happens to a person when a tweet of theirs is retweeted or replied to critically and the response earns far greater likes than the original post. Similar to "ratioed," but a more extreme version of such. Derived from CNN journalist Chris Cillizza, who commonly tweets content that receives intense criticism from other journalists/political commentators.
That was a poor take, Steve. You are about to get Cillizzaed on Twitter.
Cillizzaed by rugelach December 30, 2018
A kind of modern dubstep that's much quieter, less wild, and more controlled. The focus of most Chillstep (as the name implies) is to help you chill out, to relax. Chillstep often incorporates a slow steady flow of relaxing sound, with a less primary beat in the background.
Dude this Chillstep is the shit.

This is way too relaxing to be dubstep, it's Chillstep man!
Chillstep by CromBomb June 21, 2016

Brain Cells 

While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now
Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.
Brain Cells by RJ Mason January 28, 2018

White blood cells 

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.