Top Definition
calculator i'd like (to) function
Man that TI-84's a cilf
by Mr. <B> October 19, 2009
Cartoon I'd like to fuck
Betty Rubble is such a cilf
by Assweepay May 11, 2004
Cousin I'd like to fuck
During a family reunion, you run into a cousin who you had not seen in years. She is about your age, and he hotness compensates for the fact that she is a relative. You still wanna fuck her! She is a CILF!
by Doum April 17, 2007
Cereal I'd like to fuck
Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.
by davenotdave November 18, 2004
Corpse I'd like to fuck.
I was walkig the morgue when I stumbled upon a room full of CILFs
by yo momma November 01, 2003
celebrity i'd like to fuck
kanye west
by spamee May 09, 2004
Cheerleader i'd like to fuck
A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
by haakki March 21, 2007
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