| 1. | cigarette's time | ||
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The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on. Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time. |
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| 2. | Time Travel | ||
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time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying. "Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!" |
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| 3. | Snout Time | ||
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Snout time refers to a time of day in which cigarettes are smoked. This phrase should be used with relevant hand actions:
-Miming smoking (snout) -Touching area of hand where you would wear a watch (time) Mr X.: You got the time mate?
Mr Y: Yeah its snout time <accompanied by the appropriate actions> |
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| 4. | Smokey Time | ||
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A special time in which an individual goes out to take a little smoke whether its a normal cigarette or even the bong pipe. Smokey time is a time where the smoker devotes his/her heart to the smoke, and nothing can distract them from the wonderful effect it produces. Too much Smokey Time can result in Lung Cancer or getting high, which is why you should limit the Smokey Time to about 5 hours or less. Some people get too carried away while engaging in Smokey Time which frequently results in them smoking through important business meetings and other important events without eve realizing. Some people even smoke to the point where their mind is literally telling them to "Screw anyone else, just smoke me". Smokey Time is becoming a serious problem in the United States of America, as well as the rest of the world. If the government does not outlaw Smokey Time soon, the whole world will begin to smoke, resulting in world chaos and havoc. And as if Smokey Time alone wasn't enough, society in general (well the Smokey Time population and fans) have decided that it is "okay" to just throws their cigarettes all over the streets and onto the floor. This contributes to world litter, and more smoke being released into the air for innocent little pookies to smell it and get addicted to Smokey Time. Although Smokey Time is addicting, and it makes the body feel better while engaging in it, there are many more cons than pros when it comes to Smokey Time. Plz do your part by not joining peop... more...
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| 5. | Fo-Time | ||
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usually at a party when people go outside for a cigarette break, or any time when someone smokes a cigarette Its Fo-Time
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| 6. | cigarettes | ||
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the biggest waste of time youl ever have. They dont get you high, they just give you cancer. For every cigarette you had, if you substituted it with weed, you would feel so much better and live longer. Fuck the cigarettes, go by weed, feel good and live longer! Throw away those shit cigarettes and try some of that real medicine, youl feel much better after smoking an ounce of this.
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| 7. | smoke-eazy | ||
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A play on the term from the prohibition years, it's a bar (usually privately owned) that you can smoke cigarettes inside of even though it's against state law. Person 1: Lets hit a bar, wanna go to TGIFridays?
Person 2: NO WAY! I like to smoke when I drink, let's go to the Hi-Brow, it's a Smoke-Eazy. Person 1: Awww man, I really wanted some Avocado Egg Rolls with my beer. :-( Person 2: ........ |
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