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--- The very articles of addiction and death that are robbing me of one of my favorite friends, his wife of her husband, his children of their Dad and him of the rest of his life.

--- The things I will never again pick up for the rest of MY life and I will attempt to slap out of the mouth of every person I know and love.

--- Cigarettes, What ignorant people in all their infinite wisdom refer to when they say "I know they're gonna kill me and I don't give a fuck." Yeah asshole? Well, you're mother gives a fuck, your friends give a fuck, your children, your sister, and when the day comes and cancer is rotting away your insides and your life and you're clinging desperately on for a cure YOU TOO WILL GIVE A FUCK!
by Sarah Beane May 06, 2008
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A highly addictive drug weak-minded people smoke as an excuse for their shitty "stressful" lives. Most smokers started up because of peer pressure, since they can't be their own person they have to follow their (supposed) friends' trend and kill themselves, just to fit in.

Many smokers claim "this is my last pack, I'm quitting tomorrow" when in reality, they dont have the willpower and probibly will never quit.

If the smoker goes without one for a few days, they turn into a violent, nasty, spiteful, depressive moaning cunt until they get their daily fix, how very attractive for the oposite sex.

One of the biggest money-grabbing schemes the Government has come up with, by taxing cigarettes so much, not only do they take your hard earned cash, it also fuels their corrupt regimes and funds "the war on terror".

Smokers convince themselves they're in the right, and somehow higher and mightier than non-smokers, because they "dont give a shit" despite their massive money defeceit, smelly clothes, bad breath and ill health. Well, just keep convincing yourselves guys.

Modern cigarettes are packed with chemicals to make the tobacco burn quicker and more addictive so the user will spark up another one straight after, since after 3 drags or so its gone. Now tell me, would you settle for watered-down, low alchoholic beer? I didnt think so either.

The fortunate few who see the error of their ways and quit wondered why they bothered at all, as the negatives easily outweigh the positives. Good for you, you've seen the light.
hahahaha you're going to die of cancer, how I laugh, as you spend all your money on cigarettes.
by mr spanky August 07, 2006
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Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette
by Ranger Rimjob February 17, 2006
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A Highly toxic, extremely addictive yellowy brown plant material rolled up in rice paper, Can (more often than not) or Cannot be Filtered, Smoking cuts 15-20 years off your life and smokers have more rates of infectious diseases than us non-smokers
smoking cigarettes kill people, they taste like shit, smell like shit and put nonsmokers from going into bars as we come out of the pubs smelling like a truckload of shit has been dumped on us.
by brother_number_one July 27, 2003
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1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.
Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!
by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003
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Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.
SECOND HAND SMOKE IS DEADLY TOO! Go smoke those damn things elsewhere!
by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004
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Something that we know is bad for us, but we do it anyway.
Annoying 14 years old kid: Hey dude, you smoke?

Me: Yes.

Annoying 14 years old kid: You do know it's bad for you, right?

Me: yes, I do. I don't gife a shit, fuck off.

Annoying 14 years old kid: But dude, passive smoking is bad and annoys others!

Me: Then go somewhere else, idiot.

(By the way, I would have put this under "smoking" if it wasn't full of self-entitled assholes, so I just put it under "cigarette"
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