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The most badass manliest instrument a person can smoke or something to do when you got an hour to kill. It gets you buzzed and lightheaded.
Also can be a huge crap you took after a night of drinking.
The cigar shit I had last night while smoking a cigar was the size fricken the size of a Churchill!
by ABI January 12, 2009
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Acronym for "Can I get a ride?"
Also, without the period or capital IGAR, a pretty boss giant cigarette.
Friend: How are you getting there?
You: I don't know, C.I.G.A.R.?
Friend: Moooooooooch, whatever.
by slightlyvolcom May 15, 2010
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What cigarette smokers don't know they're missing. Try Phillies Titan cigars.
mmmmmmm, cigar, tastes like candy
by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005
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it is a smoking product that some people can mistake for a penis.
"sometimes a cigar is a cigar, yeah and sometimes its a big brown dick!" -George Carlin
by my foot= in your ass May 30, 2005
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One who thinks the more smoke he filled the hut with the more fish he will catch, when icefishing.
John is being such a cigar today, and it's actually working for a change.
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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Something that kills you faster than a cigarette.
A cigar everyday and your health goes away.
by notAmerican August 04, 2005
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a slang word for a thick, long, cigar shaped turd or fecal matter
My dog left a cigar on the floor of my mom's room.
by jizzhooligans September 14, 2006
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