Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.

"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."

Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007

chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009

Chevanese 

Extremely gorgeous.A kind friend who is good at keeping secrets. Fiesty attitude but means well. A Chevanese is always funny, she brings the joy to the group

I wish I could be as kind as Chevanese

Chevanese by Renaiiya December 30, 2020

Chavanese 

The official language of chavs.

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.

Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

Chanessa 

A Chanessa is a gorgeous girl. Most of the time a Chanessa will have a beautiful smile, a fine ass, and/or lovely personality. Chanessa's are all ways fun to be around. They are usually the all around type of girl, great body, and perfect face, and the most amazing eyes, matching perfectly with there personality. When you are around a Chanessa for to long, it's almost impossible to not fall completely in love with them. They grow on you no matter how much you fight, so watch out. If you find a Chanessa do everything you can to keep them. You wont regret it! They might not always be there for you but there there when you most need it and are great friends.

That girl is such a Chanessa.

That chick has a Chanessa ass.

I thought I was frozen in time, but i was just looking into some Chanessa eyes.

Chanessa by 14Izzy14 June 5, 2011

Chutness 

Derived from the word chut (hindi word for cunt-hole)

Used to describe a shitty act, event or situation, etc...

ME: "Yo, I met this blazin' chick who sucks a mean dick, but she spits, she doesn't swallow"
YOU: "Oh man, that's such chutness"

Chutness by Chuts from D-town January 14, 2006

chavness

(noun) unacceptable stuff, actions, talk
and aura of chavs

Don't need to be near that chavness.

chavness by XiferX January 29, 2008