an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret
by THE ALMIGHTY HEAD May 28, 2003
a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers
as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret
by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
fucked company's poster, gnorac.
That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.
by pud August 27, 2003
from the phrase to chutney
you are a chutney ferret
by the absinthe man May 19, 2004