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6.
another word for back door bandit.
oi chutney you take it up the chuffer
by scooby dobby doo August 15, 2009
 
1.
1.A Pak/Indo condiment made with spices.
2.A Carribean type of music.
I eat chutney on my rice.
by Salma January 25, 2004
 
2.
Chutney
A type of music, made in mainly Guyana & Trinidad. This type of music has soca, and broken english broken down into it. The beat is usually fast. And something you can wine fast to. Chutney was made from the west indian people of Guyana and Trinidad.
Put on some Chutney music gyal?
by Extacy February 15, 2007
 
3.
The substance that comes out of gay man's ass when he farts. A mixture of shit, semen, and vasoline.
Dude, that gay guy probably has to scrape the chutney off his wall every night.
by ReidG August 11, 2007
 
4.
An undefined part of anatomy used for comic effect
Get out or i'll kick you in the chutneys.
by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003
 
5.
vaporized marijuana; used for cooking or smoking
Smoking chutney is a very cerebral high but very harsh on your lungs; it is better use it for cannabutter.
by chutney13 March 06, 2012
 
7.
An abbreviation of "Chutney Ferret" (homosexual) from the viz profanasarous.
Look at that chuttney.
by Chutters Maximus October 07, 2003