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Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Boner Chute 

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.
Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!
Boner Chute by Snipshow777xX September 30, 2010

chutney ferret 

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013

poop chute riot 

1. An act of vigorous sodomy.

2. A violent spat of diarrhea.
'Oh man, this place is a mess! What is that smell?'

'Yea that. It was a real poop chute riot in here last night.'
poop chute riot by Johnny Ashcan January 7, 2010

Trash chute 

That trash chute loves cum.
Trash chute by Lisal September 2, 2012

chutney hood 

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"
chutney hood by *hanz* June 30, 2005