n. to masturbate alone while crying softly
"Is that Ben crying over there?" "no I think he is chutching"
by smelly April 25, 2005
The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
by goatofwisdom July 07, 2011