something that is banging or awesome
Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.
Someone who engages in the act of chutching (masturbation while crying)
Tom is such a fucking chutch. All he does is bitch and moan.
A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.
that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction
Butt-hole touching of any sort.
Touching a butt hole for any reason.
Every time I think of you I chutch myself.
from the Greek "chutkis" meaning to sulk while concentrating on the art of masturbation
Grant couldn't seem to find a decent picture of Jenna Jameson, so he chutched about for an hour and then fell asleep.
A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.
Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!
a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.
yo, stop grabbing my chutch