A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes. It is also used to refer to a person who is trying to be over efficient but ends up being very lame.
Person 1: Why is 9 afraid of 7 ???
Person 2: dont know
Person 1: cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
Person 2: What a chuss man, that stinks bad..
Person 2: dont know
Person 1: cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
Person 2: What a chuss man, that stinks bad..
by manuphus January 13, 2010
Vaginal Discharge. The sound it makes is like taking a wide mouth jar of mayonnaise and punching it full speed *flarp*. Can be used in combination with other words in noun and adjective form
by Blueprint4Disaster February 18, 2011
To be extremely lazy to the point of debilitation. Can be caused by weed, itis, hangovers, regular tiredness, or a combination of all. If a person is chuss, they are involving in the act of chussing. Chussing can be done alone or in a group. Chussing is also a position of reclining when one is 90% horizontal.
#1) "Dude, after you hit that g-bong you were soooo chuss."
#2) person 1: "Yo, what're you doin'?"
person 2: "Bein hella chuss yo. I got the itis real bad."
#3) person 1: "Marv, how are you so chuss right now?"
Marv: "Uhhhhhh, yo I dunno. My dad, oh wait...my dog.... Uhhh nevermind. I'm just sooo tired. Uhhh."
#2) person 1: "Yo, what're you doin'?"
person 2: "Bein hella chuss yo. I got the itis real bad."
#3) person 1: "Marv, how are you so chuss right now?"
Marv: "Uhhhhhh, yo I dunno. My dad, oh wait...my dog.... Uhhh nevermind. I'm just sooo tired. Uhhh."
by Charpis February 23, 2011
by xaviergreenwood October 21, 2011
by mentboy February 11, 2009
An exclamation of joy, rooted in the gradual perversion of the word "yes".
Yes -> chyea/chyes -> chuss
Yes -> chyea/chyes -> chuss
by Garrettm4a1 June 25, 2007
by Rick Chen June 1, 2005