Someone without any uncles
Prone to acting churgishly - lying and generally moping around uselessly
Derived from Uncle Crackers
Jesus Christ was a churg
1. When a woman is giving a deep-throat blowjob, the man urinates at full force.
2. Essentially the reverse of definition 1- when a man is eating a woman out, she does the same.
John: Dude, I just totally churged Cassie last night.
James: Oh, so THAT'S why she's been coughing all day!
Bruce: Anyone wanna get churged?
Girls: We do!! What's a churg?
A penis with an unnatural girth to length ratio, in favour of the former.
The girth of the penis must be at least half it's length in order to be classified as a churg.
Ed- Did you end up getting with Helen last night?
David- No, the goddamn condom! They don't make them for churgs!
Adam- So, was she tight?
Rodrigo- Nope, some big ass churg had made some sorta tunnel for me in there.