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That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.
Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.
by BusinessMan February 06, 2005
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A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".
"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."
by DogggieThizzle May 21, 2010
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Its where scared motherfuckers go...when they are intimidated and pray to god.. a song from ice cube too
Pussy ass bitch, why are you running? Go to fucking church!
by ©WhiteBoi September 08, 2006
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An expression used upon parting like "peace" or "later."
by shawn June 25, 2003
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1. A group of people that claim to be Christians when in reality they aren't.
2. A group of people that gossip about each other behind their backs.
1. "yes I'm a Christian and go to church all the time. I also cheat on my wife with the piano player."
2. "did you hear that our pastor is having an affair?"
"OMG! Really?!"
by Betrayed by you January 09, 2010
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In the Gay community in the 1960's, this meant the gay bar everyone went to on Sunday morning after being out all night Saturday catting around. You would medicate your hangover, find out how everybody did the night before, etc.
Will I see you in church on Sunday?
by billfish March 24, 2005
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places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.
im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.
by adammerf May 17, 2004
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