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Slang for any type of departure phrase.
Dave: Well, this is beat. I'll catch ya later.
MJ: Yeah, I got things to do.
Dave: Alright, peace son.
MJ: Church, nigga!
by Spicky & Girl February 10, 2008
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Somewhere you are forced to go on sunday mornings. If you manage to stay concious throughout the whole thing, kudos to you. It can sometimes last for hours on end.

See also torture and suicide
1) Boy 1: Hey, you wanna come over and play Xbox on sunday morning?
Boy 2: Can't.
Boy 1: How come?
Boy 2: My mom is making me go to church.
Boy 1: Man, that blows.
Boy 2: Tell me about it. I might have to shoot myself after baldy's sermon.
Boy 1: Good luck, man.
by chloecoolness August 17, 2007
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1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.
"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church
by Churba December 08, 2004
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The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.
No mom I do not want to go to church
by DizzyLizzy November 22, 2006
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A word response that is used when you believe something that someone else is saying or has said to be truth.
Tom: "The economy is in the shitter right now."

Kara: "Church!"
by Platinum Princess October 06, 2009
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A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.
Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.
by Cheesecakexox December 19, 2010
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A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.
God, here goes my money to the church.
by bradnom November 14, 2011
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