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37.
Somewhere you are forced to go on sunday mornings. If you manage to stay concious throughout the whole thing, kudos to you. It can sometimes last for hours on end.

See also torture and suicide
1) Boy 1: Hey, you wanna come over and play Xbox on sunday morning?
Boy 2: Can't.
Boy 1: How come?
Boy 2: My mom is making me go to church.
Boy 1: Man, that blows.
Boy 2: Tell me about it. I might have to shoot myself after baldy's sermon.
Boy 1: Good luck, man.
by chloecoolness August 17, 2007
 
1.
Strongly Agree, as if it were law.
Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass"
Player 2: "Church!"
by PCGator July 13, 2004
 
2.
1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
by Smoove B January 28, 2005
 
3.
The best cure for insomnia.
Can't sleep? Go to church.
by The Bad Guy February 04, 2007
 
4.
similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints
"the crazy child molestor was sentenced to 12 years in church"
by O-stein November 08, 2006
 
5.
Church accaully means a group of people that follow god.

Jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.
"Man I love the church, they've helped me out heaps!"

"Yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week"
by soulio July 15, 2005
 
6.
A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.
"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."
by pwumavs March 18, 2006
 
7.
A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.
And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.
by Julie J June 06, 2006