look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
50.
The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.
And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.
by why? July 20, 2003
 
1.
Strongly Agree, as if it were law.
Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass"
Player 2: "Church!"
by PCGator July 13, 2004
 
2.
1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
by Smoove B January 28, 2005
 
3.
The best cure for insomnia.
Can't sleep? Go to church.
by The Bad Guy February 04, 2007
 
4.
similar to a mental hospital, but with less physical restraints
"the crazy child molestor was sentenced to 12 years in church"
by O-stein November 08, 2006
 
5.
Church accaully means a group of people that follow god.

Jesus never mentioned the church as a building in the bible.
"Man I love the church, they've helped me out heaps!"

"Yeah, the church is helping out the homeless people this week"
by soulio July 15, 2005
 
6.
A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.
"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."
by pwumavs March 18, 2006
 
7.
A group of people, called and chosen by Jesus Christ to be a representation of him in the earth. This word is often mistaken to mean the building or facility in which people meet to talk about God.
And he is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning and the firstborn from among the dead, so that in everything he might have the supremacy. Colossians 1:18, NIV.
by Julie J June 06, 2006