1) a building designated for those (aka Christians) who are following the rules.
2) a place where Christians gather together in the name of euphoria, sing-a-longs, dress up, etc, in order to feel good about one's self.
3) a cult, view, religion, ideology, sect, etc.
1)If you are in a building where people listen to you and accept who you are as a person despite the circumstances, its not church, its an AA Meeting.
To take charge in a certain locus such as the gym or even in church. If there are a bunch of rowdy boys out of control you gain control of the situation. If there is someone at the squat rack doing bicep curls and you walk up to them and drop your gym bag that weighs more than what they are curling you let them know that it is time to jet.
1) The kid was making smart remarks to the lady in church so I had to hoss up and cut him down a notch.
2) It is 5pm and it is time to squat so I walk over to the squat rack and drop my bag letting the bicep warrior know it is time to jet.
An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
(v.) To get "jacked up" is to be altered in a fashion that is undesirable or not to normal working condition(Ex. 1). Could also be something completely undesirable, such as an event(Ex 2). Also could be used as slang for being in a fight...and losing(Ex. 3).
(n.) A truck(or car) with a lift kit. Most likely a 4x4 pickup truck. Mainly used as slang by people from rural areas(Ex 4).
1. Man this screwdriver is jacked up! See that bend in it?
2. The water bill is 300 dollars? That is jacked up!
3. Dude did you see John after that fight lastnight? He got jacked up!
4. "Yeah the parking lot is muddy, can't get to the door. I take my Jacked Up and drop it down in four-by-four." -Drink In My Hand by Eric Church.
1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.
You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".
The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.
And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.
when you get a boner and hide it by pinning it up in your boxers, very useful
I use a pin up whenever I get hard in church.