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People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were. Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?" Wife: "Betty and George." Husband: "Did they say anything?" Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'" Husband: "What'd you say?" Wife: "One of the kids was sick." |
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