A mythical creature invented in Puerto Rico by people whose active imaginations turned some unusual, but not supernatural, circumstances into what they wanted it to be. The legend has since spread to most of the Western Hemisphere, with descriptions of the creature varying, but all the evidence has turned out to be wishful thinking at best, or outright hoaxes at the worst.
There is a logical explanation for all the chupacabra-related phenomena, but the believers refuse to hear any of it.
A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.
I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.
1. A creature known as the "goat sucker"
2. The mexican big foot
3. What you should nickname your penis
I saw the chupacabra!
Friend- Why did you name your penis
Me- Because its big, hairy, and most active at night!
Friend- You are a god
also called "the goat sucker" (Spanish=Chupar means "to suck or to draw fluid;Cabra means "goat"), el chupacabra was first sighted in Puerto Rico, draining the bodily fluid and some vital organs out of its victim's body. There are no or very little fight or fly wounds on the victims body, meaning that the creature might have telepathic powers. the only wounds on the victims body are two small puncture wounds around the neck area, like a vampire. Wittnesses say that the beast is 4-5 feet tall, have big, red eyes, spines running down its back, big hind legs, and possibly small wings for flight.
from the first sighting, other sightings of el chupacabra have been sighted in chile, columbia, mexico as well as the U.S. and similar attacks in the U.K., Ireland and Spain. It almost seems that its going further north...so far, ONE human as been attacked by this mysterious beast (Watch Animal X on Animal Planet for more info), but no others.
There are a few theories behind this creature. El Chupacabra is either a:
1)unidentified animal yet to be discovered
2)reinactment of ancient gargoyles (but i highly doubt it. seeing how gargoyles are a COMPLETELY different race)
3)alien species from a different planet
4)NASA experiment thats gone horribly wrong
5)occult.or gang activity trying to scare the public.
what do YOU think?
that dang on chupacabra killt all ma chickens!
Spanish word meaning, literally: "goat sucker".
Can also be used as an insult.
Jose: " What happened to the flock man?"
Paco: " I think it was a chupacabras bro."
Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.
Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."
1. A blood sucking beast that is impossibly difficult to photograph or find, dead or alive. Believed to be of Puerto Rican origins but most recently has been spotted in the Texican area.
2. Shot in tribute to the blood sucking beast containing jager
(deer blood), bacardi
razz (for the puerto rican side of things), grenadine (to make it blood red), and splash of lime.
Skunk Ape: Hey Albert, what's that one thing called, you know, people always say look out for what's his face, he's a bad ass that'll rip your face off of your face, slice up your insides, and kill you three times before you die?
Yeti: Oh, that's the Chupa Cabra, yea, that foo doesn't play around.
Skunk Ape: Word...
An ugly mother fucker that slips into your house in the middle of the night, and steals your milk.
Jack Woods is a total Chupa-Cabra