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tite chunney 

The act of becoming nervous or intimidated in any situation, followed immediately by vomiting on the ground. Also used as a noun to describe circumstances that should not occur, such as having a bucket of water dumped on your head (douching) or having someone pants you in public.
Soupy Sam tite chunnied at tennis practice this morning when he couldn't finish running liners.

Roni yelled "Tite chunney!" when Tucker got pissed at the man putting up a Christmas tree.
tite chunney by McPooGuy March 13, 2008
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chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive
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Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes
Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...
Chutney Farmer by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
Chenney is a unique girl that everyone remembers due to her uncommon name. She's down to earth and can make anyone laugh or cry depending on how they treat her. She has the nicest rack out of any of her friends and even though she's sweet most of the time she can ruin your Fucking life. She usually loves to workout but you'll often find her shoveling her face with Pringles.
That girl has the worst resting bitch face.
" oh chenney ?!"
chenney by Chiccaboinf March 15, 2017

chutney ferret 

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
chutney ferret by bumchutney February 9, 2013
A cross between a chicken and a monkey.
Person 1: *makes a weird noise*
Person 2: You sound like a chicken and a monkey!
Person 3: A Chunkey!
Chunkey by Puzzball May 16, 2006

chutney hood 

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"
chutney hood by *hanz* June 30, 2005