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Chonk Face

A face like this: :3 or -w- or OwO or UwU
THAT IS A CHONK FACE.

crunk-a-face 

the canadian term for getting shit faced
lets get crunk-a-faced (past tense) ay!
crunk-a-face by elblunto March 20, 2009

crunk faced 

the act of getting so blunted and drunk that u cant feel ur face.
baisicly gettin fucked up hard a.k.a gettin crunk faced
nigga lets get fuckin crunk faced tonight.
crunk faced by jordan cheung January 14, 2009

Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.
"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."
Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011

crunkfaced 

to be crunk && shitfaced; super drunk.
Girl: Daaamn last night i got so crunkfaced.
Boy: Really? thats awesome.
crunkfaced by norielle July 11, 2006

Chuckface 

A cocksmoker who uses their mouth like the chuck of a drill to clamp upon the shaft of the penis with a steel grip like that of a drill or vice.
Bubba is such a chuckface, I can't wait to beat his ass .

Damn girl, you're a chuckface.

That cop gave me a ticket for doin' 3 miles per hour over the speed limit, what a chuckface.
Chuckface by Chunchhunter9000 November 20, 2009