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13. chunch
the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack
Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!
by lulu Apr 18, 2005 add a video
1. CHUNCH
CHUNCH is an adjective used to describe power or intensity. One definition I've heard described CHUNCH as being "like a shotgun shell fired from a handgun".
That was CHUNCH!
2. chunch
A combination of a game of chess with lunch. Often a weekly endeavor.
Hey John, would you like to chunch it up as usual this Friday?
3. Chunch
An affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. Based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to Chimp.
1) Victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.

2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?
4. chunch
a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.
He told me that my milkshake, in fact, did NOT bring all the boys to the yard. In response, I gave him a firm chunch to the neck.
5. chunch
A very unattractive, undesireable female, usually grotesque in appearance and large in girth; a shoal chick.
Bill got so plastered last night. Did you see that hideous chunch he went home with? He's got the worst beer goggles ever.
6. chunch
Pussy, Vagina, Twat, Box, Cunt
I want some chunch!
by ck Sep 9, 2003 add a video
7. Chunch
An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.
Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!
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