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A combination of a game of chess with lunch. Often a weekly endeavor.
Hey John, would you like to chunch it up as usual this Friday?
by rianus1 August 07, 2009
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CHUNCH is an adjective used to describe power or intensity. One definition I've heard described CHUNCH as being "like a shotgun shell fired from a handgun".
That was CHUNCH!
by Mother Chuncher November 04, 2011
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Pussy, Vagina, Twat, Box, Cunt
I want some chunch!
by ck September 09, 2003
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An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.
Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!
by RizzWizz April 14, 2010
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A very unattractive, undesireable female, usually grotesque in appearance and large in girth; a shoal chick.
Bill got so plastered last night. Did you see that hideous chunch he went home with? He's got the worst beer goggles ever.
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The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.
Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!
by RizzWizz April 14, 2010
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a method striking someone by chopping with a closed fist.
He told me that my milkshake, in fact, did NOT bring all the boys to the yard. In response, I gave him a firm chunch to the neck.
by captain chunch April 23, 2011
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