2: Mate, what did you do?
1: I was the chumscrubber, i cleaned that boy up like the amazing friend i am.
2: Your the best mate.
2. To teenagers: The Chumscrubber is a hero, a survivor, a fellow teenager who arrives into the real world to protect and keep his or her friends clean.
A Chumscrubber is the one that fights against all odds to keep things authentic. When everyone is busy being superficial and playing the "ignorance is bliss" card, the Chumscrubber comes and knocks some sense into the world. This can be achieved in seemingly insignificant moments, I suppose... Just one or two words, a look, a well-timed sigh. The Chumscrubber is what the parents don't want to think about because the idea of the child being more in-tune with life than the adult is just plain depressing. The parents are the ones that are supposed to be solving problems, trying to save the world. When they can't do it, they ignore it. Ignorance is bliss, ignorance is bliss.
"Dude, you are so the Chumscrubber of this town."