Top Definition
An ugly guy who only gets girls through his high financial status in life.
1. Why is that hot ass girl all over you? You got a fat face and you ugly. And dumb too.

2. I bought her a new car thats when she told me she loved me.

1. what a chump champ.

1. <broke but cockblocks him and drives off in the car he just bought for hot girl>
by homelesspimp January 09, 2010

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