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The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.
She gave me the best chumley ever last night.
chumley by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley brain

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.
chumley brain by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

The Chumlees 

The instant urge to shit uncontrollably. Similar to IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).
I got sick to my stomach the other day and The Chumlees hit me hard. I destroyed Kevin's bathroom in the heat of battle.
The Chumlees by Chumturd April 12, 2017
A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.
We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.
chumley by Chum Lee January 31, 2004
Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water
Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!
chumley by Evil Penis February 28, 2005
when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.
Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.
chumley by Bobby Rice January 21, 2005