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1.
Taking a dump in a lake or river.
I'm gonna chum the water.
by needham89 June 12, 2014
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2.
1:verb, to cum into a toilet
2:verb, to prepare a kitchen or house for a fat person
1: dude im so bored

me too

im gunna go chum the water

2: steve is coming over tomorrow

wow dude better chum the water
by sexy offender6969 August 26, 2011
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3.
When making a drink for a lady. Place your penis in the drink as a way to activate all of her hormones. Serve drink.
I put my dick in the punch bowl. I will get laid tonight because i chum the water. #chumthewater #getlaid
by sowellborn August 11, 2013
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4.
To fill the toilet or other body of water with unidentifiable remnants such as diarrhea or vomit.
After the late night drunk food Todd was ready to chum the water.
by Dog Leg June 01, 2009
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