Top Definition
big scary black man often used as a scarecrow who is confused about his nationality.

if left in the dark, will disappear and begin to sing in a different language.

his ass to body ratio is 2:1 respectively; often compared to an air bag.

Signs of approaching chukuma: intense grinding of teeth.
*loud teeth grinding*
Guy #1: Did you hear that?

Guy #2: Yeah man, what was that?

Guy #3: I think that was a chukuma
by Gforce9000 May 05, 2010

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