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Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

Chucking a Corey 

Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Coreys are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.
Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!

Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*

Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)

Thot Chucking 

When one woman grabs another woman's hair during a fight, and throws her to the ground. and proceeds to drag her around.
this big girl was thot chucking some skinny chick outside gym class today, over some tweet
Thot Chucking by Mr.Dinoman July 15, 2015

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.