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Chumani is gorgeous. Chumani is funny. Chumani is a girl that makes people feel comfortable, even in the most awkward moments. She has fiery brown eyes that are so easy to fall in love with. There's no one you can compare to this girl. She's smart, lovable, laughable. If you ever get a Chumani in your life and never let her go. You'll never forgive yourself if you do. She should be treated like a princess, because it is what she deserves. She is great, and you'll be lucky to ever see a girl as pretty as her.
Guy1: Duude, did you see the new girl?
Guy2: The Chumani girl? Yeah, she's so perfect.
Guy1: Is she taken?
Guy2: Yeahh, :/
Guy1: By who?
Guy2: The Skylar guy over there.
Guy1: Skylar is one lucky guy.
Guy2: Yeahh.
Chumani by SDerrr March 12, 2013
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go Chugani 

When a Hong Kong police supporter switches side to become anti-government after experiencing police brutality
After being beaten up by the Hong Kong police inside the subway train, both Mohen and Michael went full-blown Chugani (go Chugani) and turned into born-again yellow ribbon activists.
go Chugani by DWesley October 21, 2019
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"Go to Compton, its full of chugans"
Chugan by Edzik Y February 16, 2008
the way to chug ones balls
person 1- i think i’m dying from chugma!
person 2- what’s chugma?
person 1- CHUGMA BALLS MOTHA FUCKA!
The chillest girl EVER. She's absolutely gorgeous but doesn't think she is. If you get the opportunity to have her as a friend, You would be lucky to have her in your life.
Guy 1- Did you meet the new girl yet?
Guy 2- Naw man, Did you?
Guy 1- Yeah dude, thats Chumani.
Chumani by Abominable Attila September 18, 2011
someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."
chuman by Frank and Melissa September 13, 2008

ChugMaster 3000 

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.
"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"