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an abbreviation for
Catastrophic
Harmful
Un-
Fortunate
Karma
Person 1: Dude... after he became a racist jerk and started getting selfish and rude, his house burned down and all his money got lost in the bank and he lost this job because his enemy made up a lie about him. That's Karma
Person 2: No dude... thats CHUFK
CHUFK by jsjslr;x May 18, 2011
Chufk is a foolish anagram of fuck, plus an “H” that came out from nowhere.
It is a synonymous of “fuck”.
You drop a glass.
“Chufk” (looking at the sky)
Chufk by Madonna007 May 29, 2018

Chuck chuck

A white girl who likes black men
Look there go a chuck chuck right there for my nigga.
Chuck chuck by Sjrivbe January 11, 2015

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.



Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT 

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood 

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?
A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.