A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.
Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.
by Singapore chuffer December 08, 2005
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Top Definition
Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
by M'ie January 13, 2006
A loser.
That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.
by aus012 October 26, 2011
chuffer is another name for the human bottom
my mate gary likes it up the chuffer
by Dr Tom Dack January 11, 2005
A chuffer is a climber who uses the word 'chuffer' in an ambiguously derogatory way towards other (usually stronger) climbers.
When asked the meaning of this word, the person who used it typically starts to use adjectives that describe him/herself.
I met him once while I was crushing his projects...
by LosBenitos June 24, 2010
Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.
Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.
by Pansypants August 21, 2008
A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.
Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!
by Been The Unseen July 03, 2004
When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.
Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.
by Angry Bob December 02, 2003

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