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chubby + buff.
muscular in a fat (sort of) way.
girl 1: (points to a chuff guy) dude, that guys hella buff.
girl 2: no way gurlll, hes chuff!
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It's when a person is a combination of both chubby and buff. Like if a man has man boobs but he is totally ripped at the same time. That is what is called chuff.
Byrce: dude look at that guy down at the track. hes buff and chubby.

Trey: hmm, lets call him chuff man.
by Zooyut December 28, 2010
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"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."
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The pitiful and crumbly remains of a pouch of rolling tobacco used to make a "prison-rollie".
"Have you got a spare roll-up?"
"Nah, only chuff."
"Aww, sick."
by hjc August 20, 2006
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An onomatopoeia for the sound a cat makes as it covers its waste with cat litter. Futile because it still smells like shit.

Used in social situations as trying to cover something up roughly (and usually failing).

Inspired by <a href="http://twitter.com/sockington">Sockington the cat</a>
1. John totally has a boner, but he chuffs it by slouching.
2. Mary just punched James in the cock, but she chuffed it by saying she was just making wild hand gestures.
by Sockington's lackey March 16, 2009
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1. noun The deep, growl-like, purring sound a cat makes when it is content

2. The act of purring very slowly and deeply.
Pussums chuffed contentedly while Shante stroked his backside.

Dead cats don' chuff.
by Shante August 07, 2004
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when one has a chode ( penis wider than long)
and has a muff (pubic hair) it is known as a chuff
chode muff
i couldn't get the matts out of my chuff.
I even used my your dads chuff brush!
by piss tit November 28, 2007
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