Monkey Chuffer

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

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chafer

contraction from "cock chafer".

A cock chafer is a male who is bad at recieving anal sex, particularly it hurts the giver. Or a male who masturbates too much thus chafing his member.

This insult is used to describe one who is irritating and grating.

Jimmy is such a cock chafer, he comes round all the time.

da_rude was such a chafer, he always posted the most ridiculous shit.

chafer by Metal Ed May 9, 2004

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Chuffer • chafer • Chufter • Chuber • chuwero • Chuger • chuter • Chefery • Chufei • chuper

chuter

A penis capable of powerful ejaculations. The many women who have felt its discharge have likened it to a .44 Magnum.
A man possessing such a penis may be addressed as "Chuter."

"My penis is a chuter, so I tell girls to stand back when I give them facials."

"Chuter, you can't go out there unarmed; you'll die!"
"I'm always armed."

chuter by rolopo August 22, 2014