1.Chewing Gum
2.Cheese
Laura:Can I have some chud?
by Mollz January 04, 2004
A dirty homeless person. Referred to as Francis. A person that smells worse than any known smell on the face of the earth. An extremely poor person.
You are a dirty chud
by Big Smoke Dogg November 26, 2003
First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:

1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.

2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.

3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.
1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."

2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."

3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"

4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"
by BJTGC January 26, 2009
The true patriot at heart. Characterized by a healthy love of beer, sports, no-homo bonding, and all things American
Oh man, her dad is such a chud. I aspire to be like him.
by DARBIE September 02, 2008
Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.
"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."
by Roostification July 10, 2008
A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!

Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"

Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?

Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
An extremely rotund person.
My gosh, he's a total chud !
by JennyBunny October 29, 2007
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