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A Chewing Gum
A stick/piece that you put in your mouth. Usually tastes like mint but other flavours are available such as Cinnamon and Juicy Fruit (from Wrigley)
Used to freshen breath, and also used by some people because they like the look of chewing it.

The ancient Greeks chewed mastiche - a chewing gum made from the resin of the mastic tree.
The ancient Mayans chewed chicle which is the sap from the sapodilla tree.
North American Indians chewed the sap from spruce trees and passed the habit along to the settlers.
Early American settlers made a chewing gum from spruce sap and beeswax.
In 1848, John B. Curtis made and sold the first commercial chewing gum called the State of Maine Pure Spruce Gum.
In 1850, Curtis started selling flavoured paraffin gums becoming more popular than spruce gums.
On December 28 1869, William Finley Semple became the first person to patent a chewing gum - U.S patent #98,304.
In 1869, Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna introduced Thomas Adams to chicle.
In 1871, Thomas Adams patented a machine for the manufacture of gum.
In 1880, John Colgan invented a way to make chewing gum taste better for a longer period of time while being chewed.
By 1888, an Adams' chewing gum called Tutti-Frutti became the first chew to be sold in a vending machine. The machines were located in a New York City subway station.
In 1899, Dentyne gum was created by New York druggist Franklin V. Canning.
In 1906, Frank Fleer invented the first bubble gum called Blibber-Blubber gum. However, the bubble blowing chew was never sold.
In 1914, Wrigley Double mint brand was created. William Wrigley, Jr. and Henry Fleer were responsible for adding the popular mint and fruit extracts to a chicle chewing gum.
In 1928, an employee of the Frank H. Fleer Company, Walter Diemer invented the successful pink coloured Double Bubble, bubble gum. The very first bubble gum was invented by Frank Henry Fleer in 1906. He called it Blibber-Blubber. Fleer's recipe was later perfected by Walter Diemer, who called his product Double Bubble.
James: *pulls pack of chewing gum out of pocket*
Morgan: Oh can I have a chud off you please; my breath is stinking after that kebab.

Charlie: Just going into the shop to get a pack of chuds.
by Jagermaster July 27, 2005
 
1.
Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Defined in the 1984 movie of the same name
by shep Abbott February 21, 2005
 
2.
It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.
Jamie: Why don't girls like me?
Scott: Because you're a fucking chud!

Mother: Nurse when can i see my baby?
Nurse: Are you sure you want to?
Mother: yes of course! why?
Nurse: well because your baby is so fucking ugly. It must take after you. You chud.

by Glynn Thomas April 06, 2008
 
3.
Used to describe someone who is repulsively unattractive. Alternately, someone who is amateurish or unsuccessful in any given field.

Origin: Acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller. Originally from the 1984 horror film C.H.U.D. Further popularized by the 2006 Kevin Smith comedic film Clerks II in which the term was used as an intensifier to describe someone's unattractiveness (e.g. You ugly chud!).
Damn! There are some ugly chuds at this party!
Way to fail that exam. You're such a chud.
What are these losers doing? It's like chudsville U.S.A. in here.
by Chudski February 22, 2010
 
4.
1.Acronym for "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller"

2.The most dazzlingly significant piece of cinematic history.
"Stick that bitch down the sewer hole with the rest of the C.H.U.D.'s!"
by Dark Klown XXX October 19, 2006
 
5.
a defecation of at least medium width and length with a meaty apperance; very firm, with little flexibility;

Also known as a "ass stretcher"
And then he walks into the boys room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face.
by Ocho November 18, 2006
 
6.
A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.
Those chuds drinking on the patio of O'Reilly's are going to get egg-salad-sandwich bombed back to the caves they crawled out of!!!
by dcs5 June 29, 2005
 
7.
1. An individual who exhibits excessive characteristics of douchery. Basically the bro you see at the bar wearing a Rugby shirt, anything Ed Hardy or alternatively a pink polo with a collar of the popped variety.

2. A combination of all the delicious bodily fluids found in a homosapien, (blood, saliva, sperm, urine, feces, vaginal liquid).
-Note: So basically a bro

The term ‘Chud’ is a HIGHLY offensive insult, and one should carefully consider if the intended recipient is truly worthy of being deemed as such.
*Husstopher (a normal lad) is patiently waiting at the bar to garner the attention of the local barkeep where he overhears two Chuds talking*

Geoff: Yo BRO, I was at the Alanis Morissette concert last night and it was TOTALLY RIDONCULUS!
Bryan: Off the hook bro..That’s awesome! What was the broccasion?
Geoff: No broccasion bro. Oh SHIT! Your collar rolled down bro, re-pop that shit and let’s get some more Jagerbombs!
by Donald fon Ronsenburg July 22, 2010