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Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Fabrics of Reality the Fabrics of Reality obey Chuck Norris!
When Moses said "Let my people go" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to his face.
Lightning never strikes Chuck Norris knowing that Chuck Norris will strike right back!
God didn't cause the flood that was simply Chuck Norris taking a piss afterchugging the Atlantic Ocean.
When his girlfriends ask "Whats your name?" Chuck Norris simply says "Chuck Norris" he gets laid within the enxt ten seconds or less OR your money back!
Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends he simply leaves and never returns!
The meteor didn't kill the dinosuars Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked them all!
There's no such thing as evolution only Chuck Norris.
Cup of Coffe three dollars, new pair of shoes fourty dollars, getting a blow job by asian prostitute one hundred dollars, getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris...priceless!
Whenever a Nuclear Threat rises it never happens because Chuck Norris stops it five years before the threat is made.
On the first easter Chuck Norris grabbed the Easter bunny and coated it in chocolate before eating him. Just ebcause the rabbit refused to give him all of his eggs!
When God said "Thou shalt not take my name in vain" Chuck Norris shouted "I AM GOD!"
In the original version of War of the Worlds Chuck Norris was fired for taking out the aliens tow seconds in the movie. Peter Jackson ...
The American Muff Divers Club for Men, or AMDCFM, is a highly regarded club whose members are proven afficionados in the realm of muff diving. Membership includes a stringent selection process based on overall skill and experience.
Dude John has been munching snatch he's bound to be a member of AMDCFM before Christmas.
The act of eating vomit.
I watched my cat vomit his chickenfeast all over my freshly cleaned carpet. It was no big deal though, because he promptly performed emprophagia on it.