A tough guy with a stupid moustache.
"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"
by Darren March 08, 2005
A homosexual faggot whom enjoys the physical pleasures of the wild platypus!
Chuck Norris stop fuckin' that platypus!
by Max February 25, 2005
One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.
Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*

Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."
by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005
When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
by schlogden February 18, 2008
After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.
My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris
by guy15 October 26, 2010
A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
by Skeeter McGantry August 23, 2006
An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.
I am a thirteen year old loser who thinks it is funny to say Chuck Norris in every sentence I say.
by AnonymousInUS February 28, 2006

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