when you get mac and cheese(option of easy mac) and mix it with poop and blend it in a blender and feed it to your dogs then when the dogs poop it out you then get the poop and insert it into a womans vagina
i just totally chuck norrised you sister!!
#poop #easy mac #chuck #norris #anal #ass.pussy
by vendetta696 August 06, 2010
One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
#idiot #myth #stupid #meme #zzzz #9000
by therocker6 June 23, 2010
When a women refuses to have sex with you, you round-house kick the bitch upside the head. You then proceed to have sex with her unconscious body.
Dude i put Bonnie in the hospital by giving her the chuck norris. I made up for it by buying her the whole first season of Walker Texas Ranger.
#chuck #norris #texas #sex #kick
by schlogden February 18, 2008
After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.
My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris
#chuck #norris #sex #roundhouse #kick
by guy15 October 26, 2010
A sexual act during doggystle in which the man or strap-on lesbo steps over and around the receiver's head with the leading leg, followed by a back roundhouse kick to the head with the hind leg, all in one smooth badass motion.
Dude, this bitch ended up bein the freak of the century, so after I came in her ass I gave her the ol' chuck norris for good measure.
#sex acts #roundhouse kick #freaks #whore #mean #hardcore
by Skeeter McGantry August 23, 2006
An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.
I am a thirteen year old loser who thinks it is funny to say Chuck Norris in every sentence I say.
#chuck #chuck norris #norris #chuck n #c norris
by AnonymousInUS February 28, 2006
The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.
#chuck #norris #round house #kick #sex
by BradyC October 29, 2007
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