Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.
Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."
by Senator Assface August 05, 2006
A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...
by Pamanda February 25, 2006
Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 25, 2008
Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
by Alfred F. September 11, 2006
hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.

Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
Chuck Norris is an overrated asshole.
by Chuck Norris Sucks Big July 10, 2008
This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
Dude that chick i hooked up with last night was a bitch so i Chuck Norrised her ass.
by Tyler Colvin January 24, 2008

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