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A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.

Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
Chuck Norris is an overrated asshole.
by Chuck Norris Sucks Big July 10, 2008
 
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One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.

He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"

People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!

See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!

Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive

Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
by therocker6 June 23, 2010
 
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Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
by Alfred F. September 11, 2006
 
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Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 25, 2008
 
26.
hairy sideways mouth vagina
her cunt looks like chuck norris' mouth sideways
by cockheeeeead May 03, 2007
 
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A retarded fundamentalist Christian who thinks that the 2'000 year old piece of shit known as the Bible should be taught in school as fact. Oh, and he's a shit actor
Chuck Norris: Hi, I'm Chuck Norris.
Me: You fucking suck. *roundhouse kicks him in the balls*
by Someone With Common Sense February 18, 2012
 
28.
when you get mac and cheese(option of easy mac) and mix it with poop and blend it in a blender and feed it to your dogs then when the dogs poop it out you then get the poop and insert it into a womans vagina
i just totally chuck norrised you sister!!
by vendetta696 August 06, 2010