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Chuck Norris: 'nough said
1. What the hell happened?

2. Chuck Norris

1. oh...
by XyessireebobX April 01, 2011
 
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A freak of nature, able to kill people with an intimidating stare, roundhouse-kick anything into dirt, and destroy a nation.
chuck norris once had an erection. There were no survivors.

the atomic bomb was discovered when chuck norris split an atom with his fist.

Hurricanes are a direct result from chuck norris breathing heavily

The rhicter scale was developed to measure chuck norris's stomach growl

When Chuck Norris hunts, he doesn't use a gun. He just looks into his prey's eyes and they kill themselve's to escape his punishment.

Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in arm wrestling. Then he round-house kicked the angry right out of him.

Chuck Norris once failed a class. Then he wiped that class off of the face of the Earth.

Chuck Norris and Superman used to be roomates on Krypton. One day they had a disagreement, and chuck norris punched the planet apart.

When Chuck Norris pops his pimples, they grunt

Chuck Norris willl scare 2012 away.
by maisonJjjm March 16, 2011
 
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the sum of everything awesome and gnarley
your mom,chuck norris
by DJ-LippeJ1.4. March 31, 2011
 
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Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact
Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*
by RobScheflo December 24, 2007
 
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1. A martial arts master.

2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.

3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.

4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.

5. See God.
One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.
by Ronnie the Raider November 23, 2006
 
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the matrix is just a codename the real name is chuck norris.

neo said he was the matrix....
and nobody heard from him again.
screw the matrix belive in chuck norris
by kaiser 1337 August 21, 2006
 
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the one and only guy who has both testicles larger
99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.
by Evalyen February 03, 2006