What is Chuck Norris? Ha. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. Chuck Norris is the world's toughest man. Chuck Norris is the only one in the world who can "Chuck Norris Approve" something. Who is Chuck Norris? He is a man who has a fist under his beard instead of a chin. If you seriously didn't know who Chuck Norris is and you had to look it up, then you are a moron.
Guy #1. Hey, do you know who Chuck Norris is? Cause I don't.
Guy #2. (Leaves the room ashamed of guy #1)
by Doug The Dog November 24, 2014
Chuck saw you read this. Chuck doesn't know who the are. Just kidding. He who find you. And he will kill you.
Chuck Norris is going to hunt me down.
by brosiog November 01, 2014
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 17, 2014
If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
I spelt Chuck Norris. I have won.
by Sadistic_monkey April 24, 2006
A misunderstood man, he's a great actor. But for some reason everyone hates him on the internet. Mainly because of the jokes of him on there, but people have to realize that he didn't make em. Random people did, so stop hating on him. Cause he's a great actor, martial artist and man.
Dumbfuck: "I hate chuck Norris because of his jokes on the internet."
Smart person: "you know he doesn't make them y'know?"
Dumbfuck: "fuck you I still hate him"
Smart person: "what a fucking dumb fuck"
by Chuck Norris August 13, 2014
v. to perform a totally cool and violent action, observable by peers

v. to judiciously kick a man, woman, child, or animal's ass

v. to maintain street credibility;
adj. for street cred
Did you see the way Stewart Chuck Norrised that fucking guy's neck? That's awesome.

Phil Chuck Norrised that cat because it gave him a look and walked across the hall.

Did you see the way Travis slapped that bitch? That's Chuck Norris.
by the colonel March 30, 2005
The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!
When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.
by haaaaaaanh! December 31, 2005

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