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15.
1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.
by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010
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16.
The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.
Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.
by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
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17.
The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
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18.
A man about whom jokes were funny for a brief period. The jokes lost any part of hilarity once they spread through the public, with a select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.
Dude 1: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he's never cried! Hahaha!"
Dude 2: *stares blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2: Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago, dumbshit.
by Popsman March 05, 2006
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An overused joke.
Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
by Marzia May 03, 2013
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20.
The sex symbol for many closet homosexuals. Chuck Norris, at best, is a C grade actor, and at best a rusty "martial artist" and I use that term loosely. Was taught personally by Bruce Lee, alongside Kareem Abdul Jabaar, costarred in movies with Bruce Lee. Has never been associated with anything actually worth purchasing. Is idolized by many who are ignorant and refer to him in many homo-erotic "jokes." Falls into the same crap category as Steven "Squinty" Seagal, who surprisingly was actually a martial artist but lost his grip on martial arts in Hollywood.
"Hey did you know that chuck norris doesn't have a..."
"Yes I've heard that one about a billion times, hey did you know that chuck norris was only ever in fake fights? Good for him too, he might lose a limb. Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee would both easily kick his ass."
by sonnychibaisbetter February 21, 2008
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Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.
Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."
by Senator Assface August 05, 2006
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