A term of which can be used to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. By yelling CHUCK NORRIS the front seat is yours regardless of whose car or who is driving. The reasoning behing this is Chuck Norris can infact kill any man armed with a shotgun, while being unarmed and naked.
Niri B yelled out chuck norris and is now sitting in the front seat.
by Niri B August 27, 2006
See "God".

Then be roundhouse kick'd.
Chuck Norris is either greater than or equal to God.
by Chris Johnsen January 14, 2006
When I person comes up missing, AWOL,MIA ...referring to the Chuck Norris Films Missing In Action Parts 1-3.
My girl has become Chuck Norris. I guess I need to find her.
by DUBL317 November 12, 2009
A man that needs no definition.
Chuck Norris once delivered pizzas in his youth. There were no survivors.
by WPH15 August 24, 2009
No word can describe him, other than Huck Norris.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.

Chuck Norris can touch this.

When Chuck Norris makes coffee he grinds the beans with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

One day, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked himself to see what would happen. Scientists call this the Big Bang.

When Chuck Norris does a press up, he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

The bible talks of judgment day. What it doesn't tell you is that it will be the day some poor soul tells Chuck Norris his mother is good in bed.
by Gingafish898 November 24, 2007
Chuck Is Everyone's hero
When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris

Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
by the stead, November 23, 2007
Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
by Jorsie November 13, 2007

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