Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.
"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
chuck norris a thing of every race, type, genitic code of every species.
man i wish i can be chuck norris
by ger xiong August 02, 2006
The highest quality drug availible.
"Bro I want some weed, do you know anyone who sells?"
"Yeah my friend does"
"Is it good"
"Yeah, he has that Chuck Norris"
by nainostalgic July 17, 2008
the worst actor but biggest @$$ kicker of all time.
huck norris once drowed a fish.

chuck norris is so bad he killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

once chuck norris farted, he set off an earthpuake that broke a rictor scale.
by egnima aminga October 25, 2007
A Kick ass guy whose name is now used in everything.
Chuck Norris is sweet but F*** anyone who uses him name to much. If u use him name once more he will spit on you and his spit will burn you in half.
guy 1:sup
guy 2: nothen
Random guy in chat room: CHUCK NORRIS
by El Fabio February 06, 2006
n. The man with the hairiest balls on earth.
Chuck Norris is so cool he dusts ice cubes off his shoulders.
by Jordan G., Joseph N. August 18, 2007
An Round-House Kicking Hero.
When the Boogy man goes to bed, he Checks his Closet for Chuck Norris.

Superman has Chuck Norris Pajamas.
by kidwhoisverycool September 10, 2006

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