when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."
by da trick biatch March 16, 2006
The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.
by BradyC October 29, 2007
The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.
Nails- what Chuck Norris eats for breakfast.

Chuck Norris- what Frog eats for breakfast.
by Chrotus March 25, 2010
Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.
Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.
by Tony G in Florida May 18, 2007
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's mom last week when I gave her a Chuck Norris.
by Carlo Festejo September 24, 2007
In Texas chuck norris is slang for cocaine. it is called chuck, taking karate chops to the face, at war with chuck, and just plain o'l chuck norris.
Yo henry! u throwin' down for that 8 of chuck norris bro?
of course mayne...i been takin round house kicks to the face all muthuh fuggin day!
by Faruhlz November 29, 2006
the act of punching a guy in his balls
"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."

"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
by Stephen Lellan October 23, 2006
A person that has been given way to much credit, and who has atracted the eyes of many faggots out there! They talk so much abot him, that i think that there is a Chuck Norris bible out there some where! Chuck norris goes by 3 known names...

-Chuck Norris (obviously)
-Walker (comma) Texas Ranger
Hey, how many people did Chuck norris killed this episode? 50? 60?

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